It takes them two hours to get to the top of a hill. As they were unpacking their lunch the first turtle says to the second " oh no, we forgot the can opener for the beers". The second turtle says " well I'm not going to get it, while I'm gone you're going to eat my sandwich". The first turtle replies "I'm not going to eat your sandwich, just go get the bottle opener". The second turtle says "you'd better not eat it" and makes his way down the hill. Two days go by and still no sign of the second turtle. The first one says to himself "where is he? Its been two day and I've already eaten my sandwich. If he doesn't get back soon I'm going to eat his. A few hours pass and the first turtle decides forget this, I'm hungry so he opens the second turtles sandwich and takes a bite. Suddenly the second turtle pops out from behind a rock and says " I fucking knew it, I'm not going".
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