The Chief asked the first criminal, "You shall choose your punishment for your crimes! Choose!"
"Death! Or Canyananga?"
Criminal #1 thought: "Well, I don't want to die..."
"Canyananga!"
The Chief responded, "Very well. Bring in... Canyananga."
An ugly, giant and beastly black man walked in, took Criminal #1 to the hut next to them and proceeded to horrendously rape him.
The Chief turned to Criminal #2 and shouted, "Choose!"
Criminal #2 quickly replied in horror, "Death! Please!"
"Fine..." the Chief told him, "But first... Canyananga!"
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