...are about to putt on the 16th green, next to a road. Just as one of them is about to line up his putt, a funeral procession passes by.
As the hearse draws near, the man rights himself and removes his hat as the procession passes. He then puts his hat back on and goes to line up his putt.
His friend says "Goodness, that was really honorable and gentlemanly like. Good on you to pay your respects for the dead!"
The man goes "Well, she *was* my wife of 25 years..."
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