In the North Pole, the mating game was week for Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,
Every proposition he made ended with "hell no, you can't stick that thing here!"
Although his physical appearance was that of one who does pull ups, sit ups, and burpees,
His red nose was a sure fire sign that Rudolph, in fact, had herpes.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.