...the barman asks: "What would You like to order, sir" to which the first scientist answers: "I would like to order a glass of H2O". Then the second scientist says: "I would like to have a glass of H2O too.", he drinks it and dies.
(If you don't get it just comment and I will axplain it to you, because we all know that every joke is funnier when it's explained)
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