A man at a bar approaches a woman and asks her name, she replies "Carmen, but it used to Brittany."
"Brittany is a pretty name, why'd you change it?" He asked. She told him "Well, I like cars and I like men, so it just seemed fitting."
So he told her, "Good to meet you Carmen, I'm Boobfuck."
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