Two scientists walk into a bar and the first scientist says "I'll have H2O" The second scientist says "I'll have some H2O too." The bartender says to the second scientist "Were all out of H2O2. May I interest you in anything else?" The second scientist thinks for a little while "Hmmm... Na." The second scientist dies.
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