We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6?

Little Johnny...

Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the...

As a kid i looked...

I'm 6'3 and he is 6 feet tall.

Why is a lawyer's...

Because companies are afraid they will be sued.

Do you guys like...

Because General Lee I don't find them funny.

Just remember......

Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the...

Did you hear...

He fainted.

Speical watch

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good-looking woman and starts...

What's with girls...

I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was...

There are two...

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people...

What do you call...

A Labracadrabador