Byuing a condom

A man goes to medical shop to buy a condom
Sales girl: “may i hold u penis for size?”
She orders: “give him a small”

Wait!!!! “give him a medium”
Wait!!!! “give him a large”
Shit!!!! ” give me a tissue paper!!!!”

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