Two Russian friends talking, one says:
"My wife is seeing Putin in her dreams!"
His friend asks:
"What did you do about it?"
"Well, I told her she should stop having these kinds of dreams, and you know what? Yesterday I saw a General of KGB in my dream and he told me that I should mind my own business."
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