While in line at the canoe rental place Moses looks over at Jesus and asked him, "Cant you walk on water? Why do we need a canoe?"
Jesus remembers his ability and tries to walk across the river but falls knee deep in the water.
Moses then says, "Maybe you need to get a running head start. Try over there on the dock."
Jesus gets a running head start but ends up falling into the river once again. He is perplexed as to why this is not working.
Moses then says, "Wait Jesus, did you have holes in your feet last time you did this?"
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