Two robbers manage to break into the vault of a high security bank. As the second robber quietly sneaks his way down from the ceiling, the first robber realizes the trouble at hand.
Robber #1: Stop! This room is flooded with motion sensors! Any move you make with trigger the alarm!
Robber #2: Why wasn't this known!
Robber #1: It should shut off in an hour... when the bank opens. We'll wait it off and sneak back into the roof.
45 minutes pass... they manage to safety seat themselves on the floor, back facing the other's back.
Robber #1 (whispering): Hey... remember the old Kool-Aid commercial from the 70s, where the guy would just burst through the wall and save the day?
Robber #2: Shut up. You're making me thirsty.
Roller #1: I'm making myself thirsty. I could really use some Kool-Aid right about now.
The wall breaks open. The Kool-Aid man appears.
Kool-Aid man: "Oh yeah!"
The alarm goes off and everyone gets arrested.
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