Thought I'd share some jokes I heard from a famous Dutch comedian, Herman Finkers.

Hello, dear listeners. Today's date is 1 April. The time is 10 past 9 - April Fools, it's 5 past 9 - April fools, it actually is 10 past 9

And on this 2 April - April fools, it's 1 April - we'll start with short news.

On the Afsluitdijk*, a caravan has been blown of the road. 67 people could be arrested.

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Glanerbrug** got Cable TV today. From now on, people in Glanerbrug can receive channel 1, 2, 3, subscription-TV and Russian TV. It's not yet known when Glanerbrug will get sewerage.

George Bush and Bill Clinton did a grape test today. George Bush won.

Now with the news for the hearing impaired:

(screaming)**GLANERBRUG GOT CABLE TV!!**

*The "Afsluitdijk" is a Dyke in Holland that has a highway on top of it.

**Glanerbrug is a very small town in Holland that's often made fun of by Finkers.