Both of their wives had passed a few years earlier, and they felt it was time to get some action. When they walked in they asked the headmistress for two of their finest women.
The headmistress says, "right this way," and then whispers to the whore next to her, "give them the blow-up dolls."
The two men make their way up the stairs and agree to go in, do their business, then come out and discuss it with each other afterward.
15 minutes later the two old men emerge from the rooms, on ecstatic and the other upset.
"How'd yours go?" the ecstatic man asked.
"It was ok, I guess, but she kinda just laid there the whole time. What about you? Why so excited?"
The old man replies, "Are you kidding? For foreplay I bit her neck, then she farted and jumped out the window!"
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