Two fishermen were sitting by a lake. Suddenly, a windsurfer raced past them and made a huge backflip, but failed the landing horribly. When he didn't surface the two fishermen sailed towards his floating surfboard. They threw their nets in and pulled him up and saw to their horror that he was completely lifeless. Straight away one of the fishermen started to give him mouth-to-mouth. After 5 seconds he yelled:
"GOD DAMN IT, his breath is absolutely *horrible!"*
"Well it's the freaking wrong guy we got here", the other fisherman said, "This one is wearing iceskates!"
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