How many people does it take to change a lighthouse bulb?

22\. One to screw the bulb in, two to hold the glass cover, three to hold the three ladders which each of these men are standing on, four out on a boat trying to use light signals to communicate that the light isn't on yet, and 12 celtic band players singing to convince the three men that a fall down 20 flights of stairs would be painful.

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