One of them says: "You know what? I bet I can guess how old you are."
"50 bucks says you can't!"
"Alright, all I have to do is inspect your balls."
As the one gentleman drops his pants, the other one starts fondling his balls. He cautiously cups them, lifts them, juggles them from one side to the other. After about a minute of this, he says: "You're 78."
"That's right! How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday, Marv."
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