A broom, a dustpan and a vacuum cleaner are hangin at a bar,

talking over a few beers. The dustpan looks at the broom and says, "Fuck man, you look all raggedy and dirty, I bet you get noo women!" The broom replied, "Yeah, I clean up for them, i keep their shit tidy and still, they want nothin to do with me." The broom looks at the dustpan and says, "What about you fucker? You're not lookin so fresh yourself, you got plastic chippin off the side of you, your handle is duct-taped to you...you're a fucking mess man, i bet you get nooo pussy!" to which the dust pan replied, "Fuck, you're right man. I pick up thier trash and keep glass shards from cutting their feet and still, nothin from the ladies!" The broom and dust pan both look over at the vacuum cleaner as he finishes up reading a text from his phone and the dustpan says, "Now YOU, look at you though. You look shiny and new, plus you've got all that high-tech stuff goin for you man, you must be swiiiiming in the poon!" The vacuum cleaner says, "Nah, i suck."