Two nuns were in a car when suddenly a Devil jumps on top of the bonet and starts scratching at the window and screaming at the two nuns.
The passenger (shocked by this) says to the driver "Quick, quick, show him your cross!!"
So the driver leans out the window and shouts "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BONET!!"
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