Two blondes are racing down a bumpy back road in a car down to a bank they're going to rob.
"Drive slower" pleads the blonde in the passenger seat, "I don't want all the nitro in the boot to explode."
"Relax," the driver replies, "even if it did, I've got a spare box under the seat . . . "
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