Two nuns are driving through the countryside, when a vampire jumps onto the roof of their car.

The nun driving says to the passenger, "Roll down the window and show him your cross!"

The other nun rolls down the window, leans out and shouts "GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!"

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