Two Newfie brothers, Bob and Tom, go to the unemployment office one day.

After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker.

The social worker asks him "What is your occupation?"

Bob replies "I'm a diesel fitter."

The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this position. He can start in one week and his salary is $40,000 per year.

Ecstatic, he runs out of her office and tells Tom that the social worker found him a great job that pays 40 grand a year.

Expecting the best. Tom speaks with the same social worker.

"What is your occupation?" she asks.

Tom says "I sew ladies panties for a living."

She tells him, "Tom, I have to tell you that you don't have a high-demand job. The best I can do is send you to a tailor across town who's looking for an apprentice. He'll pay
you minimum wage and you can probably start in 2 months."

Tom looks at her, very confused and says
"How is that possible?? My brudder Bob who worked with me for years was just here before me. You hooked him up with a job that pays $40,000 a year and you're telling me that I have to settle for minimum wage??!!!"

"Of course," she says. "Bob is a diesel fitter."

Tom says, "I know! I sew up the panties and Bob pulls them over his head and says, "Yup. Deese'll fitt'er!!!"