A woman with small breasts is fed up with her bust line

So she goes to a witch doctor. He does a ceremony where he tells her "ecerytime someone says I'm sorry to you your breast will grow"

So she leaves and on her way out knocks into someone who says pardon me. She looks down and her breast double in size. So while walking down the street she turns the corner and knocks into someone else who says I'm sorry. She looks down again and the are huge. Too huge. So she starts rushing back to the witch doctor to get him to stop the spell. She bumps into an Asian man who says to her "Thousand Pardons"

The next day the headline of the news paper read "Man killed by flying torpedos"