I was in a bar last weekend having a drink. All of the sudden some guy starts choking across the room. The waitress yells "DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR?!"
I said "Of course I do! I know the rest of the letters in the alphabet too!". Everyone laughed, except one guy.
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