Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change?

Sacrafice for golf

Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a...

I figured why...

They are both carrying a load.

I must be fucking...

Every girl I've ever had sex with has told me she wishes it had been longer!

Question

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked...

Roll her in flour...

Q. How do you f*** a fat chick? A. Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

Two retarded...

I guess you could say they were going downs on each other.

A white woman and...

When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately...

Puppy Love (NSFW)

A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come...

Puns are the only...

Well, that and sex.

A man stopped by...

After about an hour of conversation, Mike asks, "Bill, would you mind running...