They have been friends for years. One turns and says, "We've been so close for so long. Tell me, hypothetically, if you had two yachts, would you give me one?"
The other bishop says, "Why, you baptised my son! Of course I would give you one!"
"Then tell me, hypothetically, if you had two BMWs, would you give me one?"
The other bishop exclaims, "Why, we've been good friends for over 25 years, of course I'd give you one!"
"Then tell me, if you had two wives..."
The other bishop becomes serious, "Let me stop you right there, Brother, you *know* I have really two wives."
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