A blonde filled her car with gas at a self-service gas station. After she had paid and driven away, she realized that she had left the gas cap on top of her car.
She stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, she thought for a second and realized that other people must do the same thing from time to time, so maybe it was worth going back to look by the side of the road. She figured that even if she couldn't find her own gas cap, she might be able to find one someone else lost that would fit her car.
She didn't have to search long when, sure enough, she found a gas cap. She tried it, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," she thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks."
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