George and Martha

George and Martha, a retired couple from Texas are traveling across the United States in their big Cadilac. Martha has a headache and is lying in the back seat. She is also half deaf. They pull into a full service gas station and a young man comes running out to take care of them.
Attendant: "filler up for you sir?"
Geroge: "yeah that would be great"
Martha : "WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE?"
George: "HE SAID DO I WANT A FILL UP"
Martha: "oh"
Attendant:"check your oil for ya?"
George: "yeah, that would be great"
Martha: "WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE?"
George: "DO I WANT MY OIL CHECKED"
Martha: "oh"
Attendant: "wash your windows for you sir?"
George: "yeah, that would be great"
Martha: "WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE"
George: (getting really upset by now) "HE SAID DO I WANT MY WINDERS WASHED"
Martha: "oh"
The attendant finishes the service and notices the licence plate is from Texas
Attendant: "I couldn't help but notice you're from Texas sir"
George: "yup"
Attendant: (whispering to George) "I got the worst piece of ass when I was stationed in Texas"
Martha: "WHAT'D HE SAY GEORGE"
George: "HE SAID HE THINKS HE KNOWS YA"