they get some hookers and bring them back to their separate rooms.The first midget is wasted and can't get it up. So he paid the hooker and saw her out.
Now relaxing on the bed all he can hear through the wall in his buddies room is 1..2..3.. uggggh 1..2..3..uggggh 1..2..3.. uuuuuggggghhhhh over and over again until he drifts off to sleep.
The next morning the midgets go to breakfast together. At breakfast the conversation turns to the night before.
The first midget says to the other "Damn man I couldn't get it up last night but I could hear you through the wall and damn you sounded like a monster in bed." The second midget says "Monster in bed I couldn't even get into bed."
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