'Hey, when were you born?' asks the first man.
'3rd of February 1961,' replies the second.
'Interesting, that's when I was born too! Where were you born?'
'In Seattle.'
'That's weird, I was born in Seattle as well,' exclaims the first man. 'Where did you go to school?'
'I went to the Abraham Lincoln High School.'
'That's incredible, I went to Lincoln High too!'
A waitress walks by. The first man grabs her arm and says:
'Hey, listen! This guy and I were born on the same day, in the same city, and we even went to the same school! Isn't that crazy?'
The waitress just nods and goes back behind the counter.
'What's up?' asks the barman.
'Eh, not much. The Johnson twins are wasted again...'
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