A professor starts giving a lecture on medicine by saying:
Here is an ovum, infected with siphylis.
Students:
Professor, it's a pie!
He searches his bag, takes out another sample and says again:
Ok, here is the ovum, infected with siphylis.
Students:
Professor, it is another pie!
Professor:
Good gracious, what have I eaten for lunch???
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