The first man notices the second has quite a long face, and appears to be in a downtrodden mood.
"What's wrong?" Says the first man.
"An uncle of mine died a while back, and I'm still shaken up about it." Says the second.
"I'm sorry."
"Well, it's not all bad. He left me $10,000."
"Oh, wow. Still, though, sorry for your loss."
"Sure you are. You don't know what it's like, losing two uncles."
"I thought you said one."
"I lost another just two days after the first! He's dead too!"
"Oh. That must suck."
"Well, yeah, but he left me $100,000, so that's nice."
"That was good of him, but still, man. Fuck."
"Yeah, well it gets worse. I lost a third just yesterday. He died and left me nothing."
"I'm stunned."
"Not as much as me. I'm living in constant fear, here."
"How come?"
"Because if I lose any more uncles I'll be in debt!"
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