She's a Man

A man is sitting in the pub, having a round with his pals when the most
gorgeous woman enters the room. The man is dumbfounded by this woman's
beauty and comments about her to his mates.


"Yeah, she is pretty good." his mate replies, "Pity she's a man."


The man is shocked, "No way!"


"No, it's true. A friend of mine knows her personally."


The man is dissapointed that such a fine looking woman is in fact a man.
But at the same time, he is curious. He tells his mates that he is going
to find out what sex he/she really is.


So the man goes up to the "woman" and strikes up a converstaion. They hit
it off really well. And the man is loving it because this woman is even
better looking up close. Before long the man suggests that he drives them
out to a secluded spot and get to know each other. The woman agrees.


They drive to the woods and are getting hot and heavy in the back of the
car. They continue the "clothes on" making out for a while, until the
woman gets out of the car, explaining that she has to answer to the call
of nature.


"This is my chance," thinks the man, "I'll follow her and find out what
sex she is." So he walks into the woods ducking behind trees in case he is
seen, until he sees the woman standing with something long dangling
between her legs.


"Damn! She's got a dick!" he thinks, "She's a man." The man is outraged
and races towards her, dives down and grabs the thing between her legs.


"Oh my gosh!" The woman cries, "I didn't know you were following me!"


"And I didn't know you were taking a shit!" The man replies.