First man goes to the ticket counter and is flustered by the attendant's huge breasts. He stammers out "Uh..I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh...I mean..Pittsburgh".
Embarrassed, he pays and goes back to his friend and tells him "Man, I just had the worst Freudian slip...I asked for 'pickets to Tittsburgh'".
His friends responds "That's nothing. Last night at dinner, I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt and instead I said 'You ruined my life you fucking bitch!'".
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