A young man was walking along the roadside one day trying to think of a birthday present for his girlfriend. He knew she liked flowers and just then he noticed a field of buttercups, which happened to be her favorite. So he started picking the buttercups, got a little carried away and picked the whole field clean.
That upset Mother Nature so she arrived at the scene and said, "Young man, you shouldn't have picked that whole field of buttercups, I'm going to have to punish you! You're going to have to go a whole year without eating butter, what do you have to say for yourself?"
The young man thought a moment and replied, "Thank God I wasn't picking pussy willows!"
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