On the fifth hole, both of their drives go wide and end up on opposite sides of the fairway. They split up to look for their balls, and Alice finds hers in a patch of buttercups.
She takes a swing and her ball lands perfectly on the green, but the buttercups are ruined. As she turns around, she sees a strange, glowing woman with a crown of flowers. "I am Mother Nature," the woman says, "and you have destroyed my buttercups! I curse you! From this day forward, you shall never again enjoy the taste of butter!" With that, Mother Nature vanishes.
Alice is understandably confused, and decides to put the curse to the test. She gets a sandwich out of her bag, and indeed, the butter makes her choke and gag the moment it hits her tongue. *Well, that's unfortunate, but I guess I can live without butter,* she thinks, and she goes to find her girlfriend.
They meet back up in the middle of the fairway. "Oh, you wouldn't believe what just happened to me," says Beth. "I was looking for my ball, and found it in a patch of pussy willows..."
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