An honest, hardworking husband and wife were at the point of bankruptcy, in desperate need of cash to make ends meet.

The wife suggested that, because the husband was already working three jobs and she had only two, she could work late nights as a prostitute.

The husband expressed concern for her safety but reluctantly
agreed that this was the only way out of their dire circumstances.

So that night, the wife left home at 11 pm & returned at 4 am
The husband awoke (from his nap in front of the home computer where he was working) and asked her, "How did it go? How much money did you make?"

She replied ecstatically, "It was wonderful!! It was easy to
find customers and in only a few hours I made four-hundred and one
dollars!!!"

He looked up and asked curiously, "$401? Who gave you one
dollar?"

And she replied innocently, "They all did."