A guy ended up in hell after a long and sinful life. The devil met him and said "Well this is hell, but you do have 3 choices" The devil opens one door and shows him people burning in fire. The guy says - "No way". The devil opens a 2nd door to show him people freezing in ice. The guy says "No Way."
Then the devil opens the third door and shows him people knee dip in shit, but enjoying a cup of coffee. The guy says "Well I guess this will be it for me. Do I get coffee too?" The devil replies, "Yes, you may have coffee too." The guy grabs his coffee and wades into the room.
As the devil is closing the door on the way out he yells back "Alright everybody, coffee break's over, back on your heads."
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