... were talking with thick accents. One says to the other, "First, Emma come. Then I come. Two asses. I come a second time, and, again, two asses. I come a third time, pee twice, and I come one last time.
A lady within earshot walks up and tells the guy speaking, "I think it's shameful the way you talk about your sex life in public!" He replies, "Sex life? Lady, I'm a telling my friend how to spell a Mississippi."
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