Doctor: "No, last time I gave you some you threw your back out"
Patient: "Doc, you dont understand. I got two girls coming over tonight."
Doctor: "All right, but you better not come in tomorrow complaining about your back"
The guy comes back into the doctor's office the next day.
Doctor: "See I knew you'd throw your back out"
Patient: "No doc, my back's fine. The girls never showed up, but I threw my shoulder out"
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