The four types of female orgasms

Back when I was younger, my dad was educating me on sex. You all know the talk. One thing always stood out to me; he says to me "Son, there are four types of female orgasms."

"The first is the good orgasm- "OH YES! OH YESSSS!""

"Now the second, that's the bad orgasm- "OH NO! OH NO!"

"The third, that's how you know she's religious- "OH GOD! OH GOD!"

"And everyone knows about the last- the fake orgasm- "OH Shohn64! Oh Shohn64!"

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