Two Irishmen, Seamus and Paddy, who were the best of friends, made a pact that when one died the other would pour a bottle of fine, aged, Irish whiskey over the grave of his deceased friend. The years went by and eventually Seamus passed away.
As promised, Paddy purchased a bottle of fine Irish whiskey that had been aged for thirty years and took it out to the cemetery. He stared long and hard at the bottle and at Seamus's tombstone and a tear welled up in his eye.
"Seamus," he whispered, in a broken voice.
"Yes, Paddy?" a faint whisper arose from the grave.
"Do ye remember our pact, to pour out this fine bottle of whiskey on your grave if you died before me?"
"Yes, Paddy..."
"Well, Seamus... would ye mind if I filtered it through me kidneys first?"
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