A guy is pushing through his usual workout routine in the gym when the phone goes off.
"Hello?"
>"Hi honey! I just saw that dress I wanted -- it's on sale for only $2,000! We can save almost 900 dollars! Can we get it, pleeeease?"
"Sure honey, anything you want."
>"Oh my god, really? Thank you!!!! And the man at the Lexus dealership called and says he can give it to us for $90,000. What should I tell him?"
"Sure honey, sounds good. Make sure everything is included."
>"Wow you mean it?! You're the best! Oh, and one more thing! They called about the house again, they are asking for $400,000."
"Tell them $380,000 and see what they say."
>"Wow!! Okay!! Thank you sooooo much, I love you honey! I'll see you when I get home -- in our brand new Lexus~!"
"Sounds great. I love you too, honey. Talk to you later. Bye bye."
The man hangs up, finishes his set, and after a moment he stands up and says, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
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