So an Iranian, Turkish, and Indian guy are on a boat out at the sea. Suddenly a huge shark appears and eats the Iranian and the Turkish guy. The Indian guy doesn't get eaten, so he asks the shark "hey Mr shark, why did you eat my friends but not me?"
The shark replies, "my ass hole is still burning from the last time I ate one of your people"
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