Two holy Hindu men


One day two Hindu holy men went down to the river to pray to
their god. One of the men was modest and one of them was greedy.
Upon arriving at the river, the modest man prayed
"Oh great god, I wish to have one of my eyes removed for all
the sins I have committed."
Then the greedy man approached the river, and thought that the
modest one had asked for something special. So to get the better
of the modest one, he said,
"God, could I have twice whatever he's having."

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