The two men were drunk after the annual college dinner and wanted to leave the hotel. Chris stopped someone, "Look, pops, how do ya get out of here?" The porter pointed along the passage."Turn right at the next passage and go down two steps and you'll be in the main hall." They staggered on together; but turned left and fell down the lift shaft to the basement. As they sorted themselves out, Randy rolled over."Look, Chris. If that fella thinks I'm going down the other step, he's crazy!"
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