Guy 1: "Here's a question for you. What if we went camping and slept in one tent? Then you woke up the next day with a sore ass and you saw that my dick was out and had blood on it? Would you tell the others what happened when we got back?"
Guy 2: "Fuck, no! I won't tell ever!"
Guy 1: "Would you like to go camping with me?"
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