The first guy says, “I'm here because I've got a mysterious red line around my penis.”
The second guy, “I have a green line around my penis! Let me know what the doctor says on your way out.”
The first guy sees the doc and on the way out sees the other man waiting, “it went great! Nothing to worry about.”
The second man sees the doctor, who take a look at the green and says, “I'm so sorry. We're going to have to amputate.”
“But, Doc! The other guy has a line around his penis and said there was nothing to worry about!”
“There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene, son.”
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