So, these two gay guys decided they would shower together. Lathering eachother up and getting very hot n heavy. Then, the phone rings, the one gay says "hey, that could be my boss, I gotta answer this" and jumps out of the shower. He turns to his lover and says "don't finish without me baby".
After the call, he hops back in the shower to find jizz all over the wall and floor of the shower and says "wow, I said not to finish without me"
His lover replies "I didn't finish, I farted"
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