..."Erm, I have to confess something, I'm a masochist, I like it when people hurt me." The other guy says "Really? I'm a sadist, I like to hurt people, want to come home with me?" They get to the sadists house, and into the basement, where the walls are lined with whips and implements for causing pain, and the masochist is overwhelmed with joy. He takes off his shirt, and with a large grin says "Whip me!", and the sadist turns to him and says "No."
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